Is that a pussy cat crawling ‘cross your fence?
Or just your neighbor lady sneakin’ back again?
With her oyster eye behind a two inch lens
And voice so high it could rattle the dead
Pussy Cat in six inch heels
Pussy Cat makin’ porno films
Pussy Cat sure knows how to shake it
Why don’t you slide down my drain pipe, baby?
With her Super-8 and her cordless phone
Minding everyone’s beeswax but none of her own
She bugs everyone and shoots everything
And there ain’t nothing she won’t screen
Smokes like a diesel with a six-inch stack
Laces her tea with Johnnie Walker Black
Wears spandex bras and polyester slacks
Gave three good husbands a heart attack