As the Earth stood quivering on the brink of annihilation and all the imbeciles that adorned the bleachers rose in a chorus of triumphant glee to castigate the losers, the ghoul-moon of gloom and bloom hovered ferociously in the pale opaque sky spreading shimmering fingers across the deepening aural landscape from the ethereal cacophonic that lent its blustery ears to the winter of a shared and trembling foreboding; and it was into this taciturn ensemblence that there rode the vagabond ghost of eternal homage to the great and gentle spirit of all that was good, benevolvent, and sacred, and it called itself FASTER DISASTER