Headful of Lice

Got something on my mind
Something’s eating my brain
Something’s dragging me down
Something’s sucking my intelligence out
She sure looked like my type
Long legs and bathroom eyes
It was only one night
Now why did she give me a headful of lice?
I soak my head in the sink
Stare for hours down the drain
All I can see is her face
I blame her for everything that’s eating my brain
Used to be I knew the score
Now I don’t trust myself no more
I’m not sure of the women I meet
And I know every guy here has got a disease
I’m not a prick, like they say
And I’m careful what I eat
I know what you people think
But I really don’t care if my underwear stinks
I want her back with me
I crave what she does to my feet
Never laughed so hard in bed
You know that girl crawled inside my head
If she’d just be my friend
I’d stop trashing her name
We could both shave our heads
And walk around like a couple of eggs