Ruta B
Shouting the gospel with too much expression
Ruta sang lead for the Spanish Inquisition
Old women cried, "Get on with her sentence,
"Either she dies or we murder the peasants!"
Ruta B., Geldorf and the Boys of the Brazos
Riding their horses through nuclear gardens
Great big hooves
gonna stomp on those buttons
Good folks gone bad gets what they got coming
Geldorf was selling slingshots and dainties
That is, brassieres and young ladies panties
They found him in Dutch for being too handly
While plying young women
with trinkets and brandy
The Boys of the Brazos was a sundry old crew
Of roughnecks and rejects
with few screws too loose
In a booby-trapped bean patch
all they could do
Was share a last laugh
as the big mushroom bloomed