Such A Pain

Lookin’ just awful and raisin’ a stink
Hand him a nozzle and watch him drink
A mess in the restaurant, a mess at the bar
Don’t let him drive, he ain’t goin’ that far
Vomit on the sidewalk
Dying in the crosswalk
He’s just doin’ his thing
Vomit all over
Dying like a soldier
He’s such a pain when he drinks
Loaded for bear and Philadelphia, too
I stepped in his hair, it’s all over my shoe
I climbed on his back and I throttled his neck
If he was really my friend, hell, he’d pick up the check
He breathes through his mouth and he spits on his shoe
Look out, little angel, he’s a-lookin’ at you
Dressed to the nines he’s a stitch in time
If you go out with him then you’re no wife of mine